February 2012
166 posts
“I drink alcohol to offset anxiety, which means I’d rather vomit until my face...”
– -Melinda Buttle
I think it’s sad that a comedian, someone who makes other people happy, could be so depressed for so long.
(via my-002-cents)
“Boss: I’ll text you your shifts
Me: Okay
Boss: *Never texts*”
I am very angry at the moment
supjeffreydahmer:
I just meowed at my cat for 2 minutes straight to convince her to come sit in bed with me
this can’t be normal
#things I do on the daily
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Me: NO DON'T POST PORN I AM IN PUBLIC
Dash: OH DID YOU SAY HARDCORE BDSM
Animals > Young Humans
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Spent all my money on clothes, wanna see?
Lulu & Rose Shorts
Volcom (REMEMBER THIS BRAND HOLY SHIT IT STILL EXISTS!) Pink Paisley shirt
Green ZIggy Feltz
Green (is this is theme I see) Hurley hoodie
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Why wont Sid Vicious be nice to me.
“Hi, I’m an asshole”
I'll do my job but I draw the line at smiling.
It's not even funny the amount of sugar I've eaten...
We had so much stuff cakes and shit that we can’t sell anymore left over today that I took home. I’m Disgusting.
Lil' Mama and Avril Lavigne came on my iPod while...
I was loving it and the dude I was working with said we couldn’t be friends anymore/ever.
Worth it.
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Me: I don't like Lisa.
Lisa D'amato: WOW. How did U know I didn't like MAyo? Unfortunately, you haven't walked a day in my shoes but thanks for reassuring me that 2012 doesn't include evolution but still packed with ignorance that spreads like wildfire. Spreading hate is so much easier than believing in yourself. Keep up the good work, while I keep pushing the envelop, flipping rules, and paving a way for all those that like to think outside the box. You are such an original.
Me: jesus christ.
moshjyers:
raise your hand if you’ve ever felt personally victimized by lisa d’amato
45 mins of arms this morning
Plus 30 mins of cardio and 4x10 25kg squats
The gym is so lovely and quiet at 11am on a Sunday morning.