Anthem: You know you're from Miami when →
sexbeerliberty: missjnicole: sexbeerliberty: supitsjessieee: It’s 57 degrees out and you’re wearing a sweater shirt and.tights. I am such a pussy :( I wish it was 57 degrees out up here. Had to walk my dog and it was in the 20s. It’s been in the 70’s all week here in… You know you’re from Australia when you read this and thought, “57 degrees! How are you not...
pugsexual: HD porn is so clear that you can actually see how disappointed their parents are
I still feel terrible
I would like someone to take me to Max Brenner so I can have a hot chocolate. You’d also have to dress me as I am in PJs. I went to work at 7 this morning, vommed in the center loos then worked for an hour before having to go home, it was terrible.
I identify as Jesus now
iheartrainbowdash: So check your privilege mortalkin! Also you can’t say otherwise because that’s ableist
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
wvnderbar: daily horoscope: if you think your personality is determined by how the stars are aligned then you’re a fucking idiot.
I should really go to the gym now...
Is it bad that I'm ready to eat some more food...
Happy Pagan Binge Day!
Calories don't count on Christmas.
Cyclone warning issued for NT coast
DARWIN residents have been advised to be in a safe shelter or place by 6pm on Christmas night as gale force winds on the edge of Cyclone Grant approach the coast. Darwin and coastal areas to the east are now on cyclone warning. Weather bureau regional director Andrew Tupper said the cyclone was expected to approach the coast on Boxing Day. “We’re fairly confident it will pass...
1 Timothy 2:12
anti-differentiation: I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man; she must be quiet.
straight guys: boobs are great
gay guys: boobs are great
straight girls: boobs are great
gay girls: boobs are great
Jason Derulo– Jason Derulo (via whoresforbreakfast)
"I got my information from the Christian science...
sinidentidades: “I got my information from the Christian science magazine.” “I got my information from the Christian science magazine.”