peteshotfourguysincalifornia:

If god isn’t real, then why are bananas so perfectly made for consumption by humans?

Not only is it easily gripped by our hands, it even has a tab on one end to ensure easy opening. It also curves towards your mouth as you hold it in your hand, and is soft and very nutritious. To add frosting to the cake, it’s easy to tell if a banana is ripe simply by observing its color.

In other words, god designed the banana for human consumption. I think it’s quite reasonable to conclude that those who seriously think that bananas “evolved” by random accident are a bit mentally challenged. It’s like saying that a perfect working jumbo jet is likely to be assembled simply by throwing all components into a box and randomly mixing it around.

It’s just a coincidence that the banana fits perfectly into your asshole.

(also, http://hubpages.com/hub/the-atheists-nightmare)

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   That analogy is a bit flawed. A more accurate analogy would be millions of boxes of jumbo jet parts thrown together, and...

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    Call me foolish, but I think the banana guy is making a joke. 1. A member of the Faith always capitalizes God. At least...

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    mentally challenged. Sure. Just like believing...fairies. Because honestly, that’s...

17. thegreatgoldenbaby reblogged this from flapjackstate and added:

    Also… I’m allergic to bananas…. thanks a lot God…

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    “Human cultivation and selective breeding gave rise to what we now recognise as the banana.” That is all that needs to...

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    Reblogging for all of this beautiful commentary. And now all I want to do is go up to someone and be like “WOULD YOU...

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    The pomegranate is everyone’s nightmare… EVERYONE’S

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    All I can think when I see this is ‘A wild banana appeared!’. :(

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    All true. I’m not a deist, although I understand why some might feel the need to cling to it, despite knowing better -...

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    This last point, that the modern banana results from artificial selection, is the most crucial of all. The wild banana...

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    Furthermore, the modern banana (can’t believe I even had to type that phrase) is the result of centuries of artificial...

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    The deists tend not to be the problem on the whole. It’s the theists who think Angry Jehovah (or Allah or whomever) has...

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    Tired tired tiiiiired argument. If god put a tab on top of the banana for us to peel it, then why didn’t he do the same...

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    ANNA! ROFFLECOPTER!

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    coincidence that...your asshole. (also, http://hubpages.com/hub/the-atheists-nightmare)

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    I’m allergic to bananas.

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